Advantage To Your Children

Think about them and all the problems children give you. Save yourself from this problem by dying. Also your children wont even miss you as they are too busy in SNS's and Xbox, that they wont even know that you are dead, you'll just waste their one precious day on your funeral, but thats OK as you are leaving many a things like freedom for your children after you. And if they tweet or update their FB status as My Father/Mother Is #dead, then you might consider yourself to be a good parent.

So DIE Now and save your children from the devil you are and earn some respect