To Your Neighbours

after you die your neighbours can get a chance to replace you as a father/mother/son/daughter/etc. So help them and KILL yourself now.

Advantages To Your Friends

If you had any real freinds, then probably you would'nt be reading this blog, they're all fakes, leave them all by killing yourself. And their advantage is free meal at your funeral, nothing else.

Advantage To Your Grandparents

Dont worry about them, they'll die soon.

Women are the biggest problem and the root of all the problems in the world (now you know why "The Shawshank Redemption" is considered the best movie ever). So save yourself from this problem by dying. It will also give her the freedom and space she always complained about.
And if you are a woman, then do a favour on your partner by dying and giving them peace and LIFE.
pLEASE DIE!

For Whom To Live

TRUTH is You were always blamed for everything inspite of your best efforts to keep others happy you were the only person who was left alone. Why live for such people who dont have respect for a true man? Kill yourself because no one is deserving enough you!!