Better Death

If you die a natural death, people will think that jesus was pissed by you so he called you up so as to save other people, but if you kill yourself than the thinking will be different, then people will blame yourself for pissing you off which may cause them to suicide(post 1 again: you are doing your bit). And dont worry about your loved ones(iff you have any), if they cared for you that much, you would not be reading this blog. tHEY WILL NOT KILL THEMSELVES FOR YOU.

Respect

This one is related to the previous post. Those people will respect your life and you even more if you suicide rather than dying a natural death. Reason: think yourself, why?

You Piss Everyone Off

Remember the times when you cracked a joke and no one laughed, times when people said you should die, or please die, when people ran away from you and all that. What does this implies, it just implies that you pissed everyone off in your entire life and before you piss even more people end your life and save yourself and others.

Population

As you are aware of the fact that the population is increasing day by day, you must do your bit by killing yourself. Remember less population means better chances for the survival of others. And only drops makes oceans : so if you die you are helping the mankind, helping the earth. Helping the universe.