To Your Neighbours

after you die your neighbours can get a chance to replace you as a father/mother/son/daughter/etc. So help them and KILL yourself now.

Advantages To Your Friends

If you had any real freinds, then probably you would'nt be reading this blog, they're all fakes, leave them all by killing yourself. And their advantage is free meal at your funeral, nothing else.

Advantages To Your Grandchildren

Really, you have grandchildren and you are still alive? They curse you everyday, everynight, every moment, you dont know but you like all old people smell damn bad.

And if your grandchildren are young, then dont worry about them, they are too young to understand whats life and whats death and they wont even realise that you are dead.
Time heals every pain OR time covers all HAPPYNESS.

Advantage To Your Grandparents

Dont worry about them, they'll die soon.

Advantage To Your Children

Think about them and all the problems children give you. Save yourself from this problem by dying. Also your children wont even miss you as they are too busy in SNS's and Xbox, that they wont even know that you are dead, you'll just waste their one precious day on your funeral, but thats OK as you are leaving many a things like freedom for your children after you. And if they tweet or update their FB status as My Father/Mother Is #dead, then you might consider yourself to be a good parent.

So DIE Now and save your children from the devil you are and earn some respect

Women are the biggest problem and the root of all the problems in the world (now you know why "The Shawshank Redemption" is considered the best movie ever). So save yourself from this problem by dying. It will also give her the freedom and space she always complained about.
And if you are a woman, then do a favour on your partner by dying and giving them peace and LIFE.
pLEASE DIE!

To Your Siblings

Well as i mentioned in the previous that you'll save your parents a lot of money by dying, so this money can be UTILISED(rather than wasting it on you) by them for the betterment of your siblings such as in their education, their business and many more things.

Advantages To Your Parents

They will have to work less, and it'll also result in a fall in their expenditure. Though they'll have to pay for your funeral, but think of the long term expenditure cut. You'll save them much much more. You are just a dissappointment to your parents, you can overcome this dissappointment only by dyong, so DIE NOW!!!

Advantages To You

You'll be free from the pressure, war, agony, crisis, chaos, crap, tention, temptations etc that this world gives you. You will be able to be your death's master and many many more advantages than you and me can even think of.

There are many other reasons you must've thats why you're here. Be strong, you can kill yourself it is not bad. Others also do it everyday.

You wont be considered a fool if you kill yourdelf because everyone knows the pressure you're having. And after some point of time everyone will respect you decision.

Lets say it once again.
Lets die.

releive yourself

This world is full of pressure, war, insecurity, fights, screams, headache, insomnia etc.
Relieve yourself from this pain and kill yourself, it will all be over even before you'll know it.

For Whom To Live

TRUTH is You were always blamed for everything inspite of your best efforts to keep others happy you were the only person who was left alone. Why live for such people who dont have respect for a true man? Kill yourself because no one is deserving enough you!!

No One Cares For You

If any one cared for you, you would'nt be reading this blog. No one cares for you then for whom to live. Save yourself from the pressure and everything. DIE NOW!!!

Curious

Are'nt you curious about what will happen after you die. This is your shot! Kill yourself now and explore what happens next...:)

Everone dies a natural death controlled by the so-called GOD, its your life, control your death too. Kill yourself before GOD kills you. BE YOUR DEATH's MASTER

Better Death

If you die a natural death, people will think that jesus was pissed by you so he called you up so as to save other people, but if you kill yourself than the thinking will be different, then people will blame yourself for pissing you off which may cause them to suicide(post 1 again: you are doing your bit). And dont worry about your loved ones(iff you have any), if they cared for you that much, you would not be reading this blog. tHEY WILL NOT KILL THEMSELVES FOR YOU.

Respect

This one is related to the previous post. Those people will respect your life and you even more if you suicide rather than dying a natural death. Reason: think yourself, why?

You Piss Everyone Off

Remember the times when you cracked a joke and no one laughed, times when people said you should die, or please die, when people ran away from you and all that. What does this implies, it just implies that you pissed everyone off in your entire life and before you piss even more people end your life and save yourself and others.

Get Remembered

If people die naturally or in accidents or by smoking etc no one cares for them and everyone will forget them and there death in a little time, so suicide so that everyone remembers you and your death for a longer period. This also have another advantage that if people remember you longer they will pray for peace of your soul which will ultimately increase your chances of going to heaven then to hell.

Population

As you are aware of the fact that the population is increasing day by day, you must do your bit by killing yourself. Remember less population means better chances for the survival of others. And only drops makes oceans : so if you die you are helping the mankind, helping the earth. Helping the universe.